Can you tell how drunk you are?

A new study has found that boozers out on the town are more likely to underestimate their drunkenness if their companions are also drinking heavily. The lesson? Take a sober friend with you

Experience: I fell down an escalator

Although it was a very bad accident, it turned out also to be quite a good accident. I used to be a big drinker, but epilepsy and alcohol don’t mix

Measure for measure: how much alcohol do Guardian writers drink?

Once a lunchtime tipple was de rigueur. Now more than a pint a day is considered a problem. As the chief medical officer lays out strict new advice for alcohol consumption, our writers reflect on their lives in booze – from a crafty teenage box of chocolate liqueurs to 183 units in a single week